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snowyarcherprince:

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shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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jumbledmystic:

Can’t speak for the quality of these books, but I figure that free books are free books and they are worth the read for anyone with an interest in mythology!

Note: All of these books are free as of this writing and most are public domain, but always double check the price before clicking to purchase.

  1. The Children of Odin The Book of Northern Myths
  2. Asgard Stories Tales from Norse Mythology
  3. Myths & Legends of the Celtic Race
  4. Viking Tales
  5. Myths and Folk Tales of Ireland
  6. Hero-Myths & Legends of the British Race
  7. Aw-Aw-Tam Indian Nights Being the myths and legends of the Pimas of Arizona
  8. Myths and Legends of the Sioux
  9. Myths and Legends of the Great Plains
  10. Myths and Legends of California and the Old Southwest
  11. American Hero-Myths: A Study in the Native Religions of the Western Continent
  12. Nights With Uncle Remus: Myths and Legends of the Old Plantation
  13. Myths of Babylonia and Assyria
  14. Myths and Legends of Ancient Greece and Rome
  15. Myths and Legends of China
  16. Curious Myths of the Middle Ages
  17. Bible Myths and their Parallels in other Religions: Being a Comparison of the Old and New Testament Myths and Miracles with those of the Heathen Nations … Considering also their Origin and Meaning
  18. Myths and Legends of All Nations: Famous Stories from the Greek, German, English, Spanish, Scandinavian, Danish, French, Russian, Bohemian, Italian and other sources
  19. A Book of Myths
  20. Myths That Every Child Should Know: A Selection Of The Classic Myths Of All Times For Young
  21. Famous Tales of Fact and Fancy: Myths and Legends of the Nations of the World Retold for Boys and Girls

EDIT: And for those of you that do not have a Kindle — THERE IS AN APP for that! You can get the Kindle app for ipod/iphone etc here, you can also get the program for PC here, and finally the one for Mac over here!

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sarzc16:

So I had a spurt of inspiration whilst singing in the shower earlier, and decided to write some lyrics to All About That Bass, but the Holy Trinity version. Hope you guys like it!
(Collage edit credit goes to colllages.tumblr.com)

ALL ABOUT THAT MACE (A song about Holy Trinity ships)

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

Yeah it’s pretty clear, my OTP’s are few
But I can ship it, ship it, like I’m supposed to do

'Cause they got that boom boom that all the fans chase
And all the right love in all the right places

I see them fanfictions, workin’ that plot twist shock
We know that stuff ain’t real, but please never stop

If your fics are fluffy, fluffy, let’s raise ‘em up 
'Cause every word from you is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace

We’re bringing Hartbig back
Go ‘head and tell them Grester shippers that
No, I’m just playin’, I don’t want combat
'Cause I'm here to tell you every OTP is perfect from the bottom to the top

And Trinititties tell you Izanami makes you cry
Some say fans like a little more Hartsquared to read at night

There are so many gifs of my ships but I must stay strong
If you think shipping is bad you can go ‘head and move along

Because you know I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace, I ship it
I’m all about that Mace, ‘bout that Mace (x3)

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phanaticfortroyler:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

gracehelbl0g:

Featuring:Grace Helbig, Tyler Oakley, Glozell, Mamrie Hart, Dan Howell, and Joey Graceffa.

for anyone having a bad day

Try listening to this without smiling

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after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

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radtracks:

cherry bomb // the runaways

can’t stay at home, can’t stay at school
old folks say, “you poor little fool,”
down the street i’m the girl next door
i’m the fox you’ve been waiting for

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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denaerys:

brolarosa:

chocolate

Since this didn’t have any links to recipes, I threw the pictures in Google and searched for some myself. Here you go, my chocolate loving friends.

From top to bottom:

  1. Oreo Mousse
  2. Peanut Butter Cup Brownies
  3. Ice Cream Ball Fondue
  4. Peanut Butter Oreo Cupcakes
  5. Brooklyn Blackout Cake
  6. Pomegranate and Chocolate Desert

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dangerdonut:

the best blooper in PLL history [x]

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onceandfuturewinchester:

thetripplepppsenpai:

terminator-pinkie-pie:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

snap crackle spock

lmfao

I PISSED MYSELF

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