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I have chocolate pudding and I’m happy for now.

I’ve decided to be sad tomorrow.

Goodnight internet.

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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

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rose-tint-me:

queenkatiee:

theagilebeast:

She killed it, guys. Like this is really fucking good and it’s rad that she’s an AM fan? 

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

YESYESYES

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shut-up-im-superman:

fun fact: bisexual visibility day is, in fact, the one day when bisexuals’ powers of invisibility phase out and recharge for the coming year

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Do I look hip yet? 

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sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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fussybabybitch:

excuse me but bisexuality means you are only allowed to be attracted to two people in your lifetime and we know damn well about your crush on susie in the third grade so you better use your next one wisely pal

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

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a-nice-little-cigarette:

coughinebrohaus:

Imagine Mrs S giving Delphine the “protective parent talk” about treating Cosima right whilst they’re stuck in the elevator 

Imagine half-way through she gets a call and just answers it like “if I say you’re making a car bomb you will bloody well make me a car bomb” hangs up and looks back to Delphine like “now, where were we chicken?”

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