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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via lesbi--friends)

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halcyonkitty:

If you wanna save some water, 
and make your showers hotter,
shower with a friend,
grab some soap and stick it in.
Then meet me at the bar, 
in your low-emissions car,
to celebrate Earth day.  
If you feel me say hey!

-Mametown (x)

(via queef-of-sharts)

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somepretty-things:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

probably

(via kkristoff)

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everlytrue:

[Latte Bowls by Anthropologie]

everlytrue:

[Latte Bowls by Anthropologie]

(via macadameia)

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drtessarosetorres:

I’m worried about Cosima’s health. I’m worried about Cosima’s heart. I’m worried about Cosmia’s education, since she just up and left school. I’m worried about Cosima’s damn coat.

I’m stressed the fuck out over Cosima.

Meanwhile, Cosima is smoking a joint and telling everyone to chill.

(via tatianaception)

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awwww-cute:

How my friends dog fell asleep yesterday

(via s-u-ff-o-cating)

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papaya-kisses:

active summer blog, I follow back send me a ☀ for me to check out your blog

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misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts

(via tatianaception)

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thequeerclone:

I’m not going to apologize for my heart, ok?

(via ebroshair)

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tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

(via crowesmuse)

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