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mamrie:

Chambaland - “Tang Tang” (Jessie J, Ariana Grande, & Nicki Minaj vs. Britney Spears)

Well I know what I’ll be dancing to 5eva.

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viviling:

Touch me, yeah
I want you to touch me there
Make me feel like I am breathing
Feel like I am human

(via heycarmilla)

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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soup-and-sandwichess:

Found the most accurate comment ever on today’s Fridiary…

(via itstrinitytime)

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luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

(via godbless-st-cyr)

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cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(via cos-ima-324b21)

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armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

(via alisonsgotthewineglass)

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2.02 You can’t handle the truth or dare

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blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

(via hiraeth)

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prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(via ilikeswarto)

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awwww-cute:

He wants in on this bocce game

(via hiraeth)

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